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The Crooked Door Home of Whimsy, Witchy, and Wood Handmade Products. Locally at Valhalla’s Gate in Clarksville, TN. Next show is Nashville Pagan Pride Day in October.

Check events for details! Stay safely weird! 🖤✨

Need a last minute gift and want to support a local handmade business?! Then please swing by Valhallas Gate today and se...
17/12/2025

Need a last minute gift and want to support a local handmade business?! Then please swing by Valhallas Gate today and see what’s new! I’ll drop these off when they open at 11! THANK YOU for an amazing year Clarksville! stay safely weird out there! ✨🖤👻 Blessed Yule and Happy Celebrations! See you next year!

Update- dropped off- my necklaces are in the case up by the crystals and my earrings are in the center on the herb side. The staff is super sweet if you can’t find anything!

Hi! I hope everyone is staying warm and safely weird out there. I’ve been on hiatus from SM but I wanted to do one offer...
06/12/2025

Hi! I hope everyone is staying warm and safely weird out there. I’ve been on hiatus from SM but I wanted to do one offering for Yule as giving handmade is a special kindness. This will require immediate payment via Venmo or PayPal so I can ship it quickly. It’s $54 with tax and shipping (shippings gone up a silly amount recently!!). It’s a cat jaw, sapphire chain, and asymmetrical quartz gems, with a quartz dangle. I tried to get it in many forms of lighting and angles. The jaw has been painted a gold shade and the quartz dangle has a similar clay binding. Serious inquiries only. I will take it to the shop next week if there isn’t interest here as I know I may not reach many due to my absence. Thank you and Yuletide Blessings to all.
SOLD

25/11/2025

Hi! Just popping in for a necessary announcement.
If you are in district 7 here in Tennessee, we have a special election coming up. This election is ➡️DECEMBER SECOND! 12/2 ⬅️
There are fake fliers being distributed saying it’s the day after to confuse people and have it not count which is wrong on so many levels. I try not to involve my business in politics but this goes beyond me and is vital for what’s to come, hence why I’ve logged in to make this announcement. This country is in turmoil and it’s only going to get worse if the same kind of people keep weaseling their way into our government. We are the 99%.

Thank you to all who stopped by! We had a great day! I love the kindness that Pagan people exhibit, even in trying times...
05/10/2025

Thank you to all who stopped by! We had a great day! I love the kindness that Pagan people exhibit, even in trying times. I appreciate everyone so much. We are taking a hiatus from social media for awhile, but please find our wares at Valhallas gate, which I’m excited to share will carry my bug art! Hope to have it stocked by the end of the week. Thank you all again for an amazing year. Stay safely weird.

Get out here! We are all the way at the end of the loop.
04/10/2025

Get out here! We are all the way at the end of the loop.

Last creations for NPPD tomorrow. 3 reversible cinch bags, same pouches shown in order of both options. Come see us 10-5...
03/10/2025

Last creations for NPPD tomorrow. 3 reversible cinch bags, same pouches shown in order of both options. Come see us 10-5 tomorrow. Check out Nashville Pagan Pride on FB to see their event info for it! It’s our final show of the year- would love to see some of ya! (It’s a free event!!!)

Come be with fellow weirdos tomorrow! We are a safe space for open minded kind folk who just want creators to thrive and...
03/10/2025

Come be with fellow weirdos tomorrow! We are a safe space for open minded kind folk who just want creators to thrive and prosper so come say hi! Keep your money local and small! The weather will be lovely. See you there!

2 days away! Come see us and our crooked sign!😂
02/10/2025

2 days away! Come see us and our crooked sign!😂

"It's funny how close the past is, sometimes. Sometimes it seems as if you could almost reach out and touch it. Only who...
29/09/2025

"It's funny how close the past is, sometimes. Sometimes it seems as if you could almost reach out and touch it. Only who really wants to?"
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This Saturday is Nashville Pagan Pride day. Come see us, support your local witches, weirdos, and everything beautiful t...
29/09/2025

This Saturday is Nashville Pagan Pride day. Come see us, support your local witches, weirdos, and everything beautiful that it is to be Pagan. Shop local for all the good reasons and just because. This is our final show for the year. If you’re local or if you know people that are, tag em and tell em it’s going to be a really nice fu***ng day so get your asses outside. 🖤

I think I’ll have about 25 pair of earrings at NPPD ->THIS SATURDAY
28/09/2025

I think I’ll have about 25 pair of earrings at NPPD ->THIS SATURDAY

Update- as long as FB showed me all the comments, the winner was Brooke with a guess of 65. The actual number which no o...
25/09/2025

Update- as long as FB showed me all the comments, the winner was Brooke with a guess of 65. The actual number which no one got close to was 147!

✨It’s kind of sucky lately in the outer realm so let’s do a giveaway! USA only (sorry, you know who is to blame!) ends Sept 30 at 1159pm. I’ll announce the winner Oct 1. Must be comfortable giving me your address to ship the prize which is this simple hand forged besom necklace. The chain is silver plated, nickel free. You can always change the necklace on your own if that’s an issue so please don’t let that deter you from participating.
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Guess how many crystals are in this little jar. One guess easy entry. If you Like this post AND Tag someone, you get an additional guess but only two guesses max per person so that there’s no unfair domination. If no one guesses exactly, I’ll price is right this bitch and whomever is closest without going over is it.

🖤Just a simple thank you for being here!
If you don’t win and are local, I’ll have ONE at NPPD on Oct 4🖤

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