19/10/2026
TODAY & TOMORROW: ADULTING. APPARENTLY. with Shabby Shack Decor🙄
I have a list.
Not a nice list like buy paint, make pretty things, eat snacks.
A government-and-errands list.
Today we're attempting the first mission:
FNB → replacement ID.
Which apparently means I have to make myself presentable because somebody has decided the photograph they take today should follow me around for the next several years.
I was advised to wear a dark top rather than my usual white.
I was also advised that “a little makeup helps.”
MAKEUP??
Sir, around here we call that paint stains.
Sage if it's been a good day.
Bright pink if somebody forgot to close the paint lid before shaking it. 😑
Tomorrow's itinerary gets even better:
Driver's licence → Argus Laser → labels in Edenvale → whatever else I've forgotten by then.
All carefully planned to avoid traffic, taxis, queues and unnecessary interaction with civilisation.
If all goes according to plan, by tomorrow afternoon I shall have:
✔ dealt with government departments
✔ sorted responsible-adult paperwork
✔ collected useful things
✔ travelled half of Gauteng
✔ and probably rewarded myself with snacks.
If it does not go according to plan...
there will be acronyms.
Many, many acronyms.
Wish me luck. 😂
TODAY & TOMORROW: ADULTING. APPARENTLY. 🙄
I have a list.
Not a nice list like buy paint, make pretty things, eat snacks.
A government-and-errands list.
Today we're attempting the first mission:
FNB → replacement ID.
Which apparently means I have to make myself presentable because somebody has decided the photograph they take today should follow me around for the next several years.
I was advised to wear a dark top rather than my usual white.
I was also advised that “a little makeup helps.”
MAKEUP??
Sir, around here we call that paint stains.
Sage if it's been a good day.
Bright pink if somebody forgot to close the paint lid before shaking it. 😑
Tomorrow's itinerary gets even better:
Driver's licence → Argus Laser → labels in Edenvale → whatever else I've forgotten by then.
All carefully planned to avoid traffic, taxis, queues and unnecessary interaction with civilisation.
If all goes according to plan, by tomorrow afternoon I shall have:
✔ dealt with government departments
✔ sorted responsible-adult paperwork
✔ collected useful things
✔ travelled half of Gauteng
✔ and probably rewarded myself with snacks.
If it does not go according to plan...
there will be acronyms.
Many, many acronyms.
Wish me luck. 😂