16/09/2026
**🟦 SQUARE vs ▭ RECTANGLE: The Great Table Debate**
Two tables. Two very different dinner party personalities. Which one's yours?
**Rectangular (like our 10-seater beauty 👆)**
✅ Fits the whole extended family, plus the neighbours
✅ Makes any room look like it's hosting something important
✅ Long enough to avoid your uncle's political opinions
❌ Can feel like a boardroom on a Tuesday
❌ Needs a proper-sized room to breathe
❌ Whoever's at the far end is basically in another postcode
**Square (like our cosy 8-seater)**
✅ Everyone's close enough to actually talk
✅ Perfect for smaller or square-shaped rooms
✅ Feels intimate — great for wine and gossip
❌ Fewer seats when the whole family rocks up
❌ Elbow room gets... friendly
❌ Not built for a 10-person Sunday lunch
No wrong answers here — just very strong opinions at the dinner table. 😄
Both made to order, solid wood, built to outlast the arguments about who sits where.
👉 Team Square or Team Rectangle? Tell us in the comments!
