19/04/2026
The soon-to-be-wife advised me yesterday that she had attempted to defrost the freezer by leaving the door open all day, but the ice blocks that had accumulated remained. After some interrogation, I discovered that she hadn’t bothered to turn it off, so, indeed she was providing the house with some much-needed air conditioning - in the UK, in November.
Needless to say, I was delegated the job and took great satisfaction at doing it properly this morning.
(I don’t know if this is the proper way of doing it, but I turned the fridge freezer off and left the door open with some jugs of boiling water inside). It was done and back on in a hour.
34, enjoys being knowledgable in subjects after a “quick Google”, knows far too much about UK motorway technology.